Released: December 3, 2018
+39 days 5 hrs since Lia Haddock’s abduction.
Transcription by /u/thinkquaddy Edit
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[bell dings twice, crowd cheering throughout] Mark: And we're back, Cortez here playing tight.
Mark: But Rassmueller's coming in fast with a couple of body shots.
Bill: Oh, but see how Cortez's legs are - they're too far apart, Mark,
Bill: And he's pulling away from Rassmueller. He's too far away from him now to do any - and Rassmueller's looking to close to gap.
Mark: Yes, he is.
Bill: Here we go!
Mark: And there it is!
Bill: Oh, ho! That is it!
Mark: The jab, the quick right hand from Rassmueller, and another, he's just punishing Cortez into the corner.
Bill: Cortez being pushed back onto the ropes.
Bill: Hands up, look at him trying to defend, but he is - he is off balance.
Bill: Rassmueller is just - he's just going to town here
Bill: Another one
Mark: Oh man!
Bill: He's gotta let him up, Mark
Mark: I think he might.
Bill: He's gotta stop, there's something in his eyes. The ref's headed over.
Mark: You can see Rasmueller there, and now he's setting up another deadly right hook. You do not want to get in the way of that, Bill.
Bill: No way, Mark, you don't wanna. OH!
Mark: There it is, it's the right hook. And another! Starting to think this might be the end of the line for Cortez, is he gonna make it?
Bill: Rassmueller's just a warrior, Mark, and the champ's struggling just to stay on his feet. Crowd is going wild and oh...
Mark: Oh, wait, wait, wait, Cortez is fighting back. He's taking the fight off the ropes, he - he's pushing it back, he's pushing up and back. Unbelievable! Holy cow!
Bill: He's getting his feet back and they're throwing him to the center of the ring. Rassmueller is pressing him into the center of the ring, really doing damage now. Whoa!
Mark: :Where did that come from? Hot right hand Cortez, upper cut, right to chin, and Rassmueller's stumbling, is he going to go down? I mean, Cortez is on him, he is on him.
Bill: WHOA! He's...holy cow, a sensational right hand knock out from Cortez and Rassmueller looks like he's not getting up. Is he getting up? He - he's not getting up, Mark, he's not moving.
Mark: [laughter] He's not getting up anytime soon. Somebody get that man a pillow and a blanket.
Bill: Man, it's over.
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